i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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