Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
The beers last night were like the tears from god
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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