oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I think I died a long time ago.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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