Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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