the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
do herpes really smell.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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