You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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