My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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