New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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