doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
3pm strippers are depressing
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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