? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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