So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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