Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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