For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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