i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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