: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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