dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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