HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Someone shattered a urinal.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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