When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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