Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
