In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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