i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
