Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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