The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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