i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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