hell yes lets make some ravioli
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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