? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
