I love black thongs
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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