i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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