D3 body, D1 cock
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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