Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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