I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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