just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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