Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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