im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
