Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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