Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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