2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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