This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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