You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
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