I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize
