with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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