That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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