All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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