She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
high people should be assigned attendants
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
try to milk me bitch
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