Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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