Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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