covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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