Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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