Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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