I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize