I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
he puts the penis in happiness.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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