Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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