Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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