It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize